This was hilarious! The Malcolm/Nicola dialogue was spot on, I laughed out loud at this bit:
"It’s a moving tale about the little guy overcoming oppression and adversity. Like Harry Potter.”
“But with more garrotting? Malcolm, I’m not letting my child or any child read this.”
“What? You’d rather have him read about an obese caterpillar? What’s that teaching them? Eat and eat and eat and eat and you’ll become a fucking butterfly? More like eat and eat and eat and you’ll be lifted out of your house one day by a fucking crane.”
Sorry for quoting a large chunk back to you, but yeah, hilarious!
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"It’s a moving tale about the little guy overcoming oppression and adversity. Like Harry Potter.”
“But with more garrotting? Malcolm, I’m not letting my child or any child read this.”
“What? You’d rather have him read about an obese caterpillar? What’s that teaching them? Eat and eat and eat and eat and you’ll become a fucking butterfly? More like eat and eat and eat and you’ll be lifted out of your house one day by a fucking crane.”
Sorry for quoting a large chunk back to you, but yeah, hilarious!