Ha ha. I don't find it blasphemous. I used to like Remus rather a lot, and then I turned my version of him into a bastard whenever I wrote him, so these days I mainly have urges to write fic in which he gets hit with steel poles. Actually, my fic for remus_reads is based on the prompt: "Remus gets tortured" which, I thought, was fitting. Sigh. I used to find him sexy, though, in his own, weird little stiff-collared way.

Maybe I shouldn't write Norrington!fic. I have a tendency to turn even the kindest of men into cold, repressed English assholes. And I like Norrington, because he's new and incredibly, incredibly hot shiny, and I almost want to write happy endings for him. My own version of blasphemy.

Lord, why am I so mean to characters? I want to write children's literature for chrissake.