meddow

Oh, I've got a plan already. I’m actually going with Calypso, no longer trapped in flesh and very pissed at every man and woman who calls their-self ‘pirate,’ decided she was in need of an agent to wander among the morals and basically act as her voice. James, being recently deceased, knowing most of the major players and still not all that fond of pirates (and being in possession of a damn fine voice) ended up with the task, despite the fact that he’s not sure if given the opinion he would have done it. Now, here’s the bit I’m not sure if people will like, but I do, Calypso’s learnt from the mistake she made with Barbossa, she’s decided against giving him absolute freedom to do anything he wants because if he was free, he may plot against her. So, she bound his soul to that of an Albatross and only lets him take on human form when he’s doing her business or in her good books, an arrangement which James despises and blames Barbossa for, and leaving him, as Jack would put it, “a glorified messenger pigeon.” Cue bitterness, snark and him showing up in the lives of various characters at random moments wherever the are and ruining their fun (or joining in on it).