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[meddow]

BBC reveals Doctor Who 'gap year'

Obviously this means the three specials are going to be…

The Islands of Terror – The Doctor, Martha and Donna travels to a strange land precariously straddling two continental plates and threatening at any moment to be overwhelmed by seismic activity, though the locals are more concerned with asking the Doctor to repeat words because they like his accent and are obsessed with a violent sport involving a misshapen football. Will the Tardis team survive New Zealand?

The Couch of Doom - The Doctor moves in to Martha’s apartment and decides to ‘find himself’ which involves sitting in the lounge and watching a lot of daytime TV and eating all her food. After a week, deciding she’s had enough of this kind of behaviour from when they were trapped in the 1960s, she dumps him on unamused Donna. Will the Tardis team survive? Can Donna and Martha get his lazy arse out of the door and into employment?

The Curse of Airline Travel – Donna picks up an odd necklace in an airport gift store and on a routine backpacking trip around the globe. Soon the three of them are plagued by luggage misplacements, delayed flights, cramped conditions and terrible airline food. Is Donna’s necklace to blame? Or is it something far more sinister?

Comments

[frenchroast.livejournal.com]

See the sad thing is that now? I really want to write those as fanfic. Or at least the first and third.

[frenchroast.livejournal.com]

Btw, mind if I friend you?

[meddow.livejournal.com]

Sure :D

[owl]

Your icon! *LOLZ*

[meddow.livejournal.com]

Go for it!

[claireoujisama.livejournal.com]

Is Donna’s necklace to blame? Or is it something far more sinister?

I believe it's called Air New Zealand.

[meddow.livejournal.com]

I really should have included 'grossly overpriced domestic fares.'

[claireoujisama.livejournal.com]

It would particularly amusing if The Islands Of Terror was set in the early twenty-first century, and involved a sequence in which the Doctor, as noble and diplomatic as ever, attempted to negotiate peace between two warring native tribes only to have his efforts thwarted by a short bearded man in bare feet rushing out to scream: "YOU IDIOT IT'S ONLY A MOVIE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'VE JUST WASTED?!"

An intergalatic incident is side-stepped only by the Doctor's sheepish: "...er...Time Machine?"

[meddow.livejournal.com]

Lol! That desperately needs to be in a real episode!

[owl]

I lol'd.

[notfromvenus.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Somebody's got to write those. ;)