Silence in the Library

The last two Moffat episodes, I've ended up with some kind of injury, entirely thanks to my skittish flatmate who screamed so loudly at the clockwork robot under the bed I spilled my coffee, and latched onto my arm so hard during Blink I ended up with bruises.

Keeping this in mind, I implemented an action plan:
1. No food or drink of any kind.
2. Another flatmate was between me and her on the couch.

( And results...? )